Where's the beef?

[Triggs]

i lost the beef. help me find the beef by providing locations and how the beef got there.

 

[Woaxa]

mr.triggs theres some beef here 1650 Absher Rd, St Cloud, FL 34771, its actually a cattle farm! so if i had to guess there was 2 cows brought there which then bred and made a third cow! just like minecraft!!! who knew the implications minecraft would have on the real world :)

 

[Lizardheart]

The vegans put it in the dumpster.

 

[Onett]

I believe these two cows stole it to perform some type of illegal alchemy. At least that’s what I can conclude from what I’ve heard recently. They’ve been thieving local butcher shops. I heard from this one local butcher that they wanted to bring their deceased mother back to life. He heard them mumbling about equivalent exchange or some nonsense.
kinda strange huh