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  • SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
  • Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
  • SpongeBob: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
  • Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune...
  • SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid magic... [Turns to Mindy, who looks down sadly] ...or managerial promotion... [Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs] ...or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
  • Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
  • SpongeBob: [over microphone] But that's okay.
  • Plankton: What? What's going on?
  • SpongeBob: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.
  • Plankton: All right, we get the point.
  • SpongeBob: So, yeah, I'm a kid. [Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob] And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
  • Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
  • SpongeBob: But most of all, I'm... [he swipes his arm]
  • Plankton: Okay, settle down.
  • SpongeBob: I'm...
  • Plankton: Take it easy.

  • SpongeBob: I'm...
  • Plankton: What the scallop!?
  • SpongeBob: [Bursts into song] ♪I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!♪ [Plankton goes flying into the wall and leaves a gaping hole in it] [Points at the crowd of bucketheads] ♪You're a Goofy Goober! Rock! [The camera zooms out of the Krusty Krab 2 and Bikini Bottom and into space, showing the Earth made of clay. SpongeBob jumps on top of the clay Earth] We're all Goofy Goobers! [A UFO with an alien in it floats by. It briefly stops and SpongeBob jumps into it, then it flies off-screen] Rock!
[The Earth turns over to reveal SpongeBob's face on the other side] Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock! [The camera zooms into SpongeBob's mouth and transitions to a scene with a brick wall with a large vent on it. A spotlight moves around before it focuses on SpongeBob, who is sneaking forward and wearing a green toque. SpongeBob stops at a part of the brick wall with a sign labeled "JAIL" and a TNT plunger near it] Put your toys away. Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say no way. [Pushes the TNT plunger, causing an explosion to destroy the wall. Several toys come running out] No! No, no freaking way! [Transition to a scene with SpongeBob wearing a black fedora and standing under something.] I'm a kid, you say, [The camera zooms out to reveal Patrick, who has grown to a huge size and is wearing fishnet socks and black boots with heels] when you say I'm a kid I say, say it again and then I say thanks. [Patrick kicks up his right leg] Thanks! [Patrick spins around, claps and does a split] Thank you very much! [SpongeBob pulls down his shades and shows a surprised expression. The scene is duplicated twice. Transition to a background of ice cream. SpongeBob moves backward in a forward slithering motion] So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try. The kid inside "[SpongeBob opens his mouth and stretches out his tongue. A smaller SpongeBob slides across SpongeBob's tongue]" will set you free! [The tiny SpongeBob dons a top hat, dress outfit, bowtie, star-shaped sunglasses and cane (all colored white) and dances while moving the cane back and forth] Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop! [The scene shatters to transition back to the Krusty Krab 2. SpongeBob hold the same pose as when he stopped dancing] I'm a Goofy Goober! [The word "ROCK!" written in pink is shown on a background of a grassy field with a large stone in it] Rock!♪

  • Plankton: [He is recovering from being flung into the wall] What's happening? [Sees SpongeBob dancing] His dance moves are impressive, [Puts on headphones and a microphone] but I'm in control! [To slaves] Seize him!
  • People: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. [Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit (with a purple hat and robe both covered in peanuts, and tall, white shoes), playing an electric guitar (with the letters "GG" on its head, obviously standing for "Goofy Goober"). He slowly goes up while Plankton and Mr. Krabs look at him ascend]
  • Patrick: Whoo!
  • [As SpongeBob plays the electric guitar, its head stock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet]
  • Fish: [After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off] I'm free. I've been freed!
  • Plankton: What? [SpongeBob zaps more helmets off] No! [SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off] My precious helmets!
  • Squidward: [SpongeBob zaps his helmet] Ha!
  • Mrs. Puff: [SpongeBob zaps her helmet] Oh!
  • Sandy: [SpongeBob zaps her helmet] Yee-haw!
  • Gary: [SpongeBob zaps his helmet] Meow. [SpongeBob blasts the Krusty Krab 2's antenna, breaking the helmets on all slaves outside.]
  • Plankton: His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll! Karen, do something! Karen? [Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd] All right, that's the last straw! Neptune, I command you to...[SpongeBob zaps Neptune's helmet. Mindy hands him his crown]
  • Mindy: Here you go, Daddy.
  • Plankton: I better get outta here. [Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in]
  • Sandals: Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
  • Plankton: Out of my way, fools. [The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, stomping over Plankton in the process] Ow! Ow! Oooooooow! [yelping]
  • Plankton: [He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage] Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? [His cage is put in a police car, which drives away] I will destroy all of you! [Everyone watches the scene unfold and they return to the Krusty Krab 2]
  • Neptune: Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. [Turns to leave, but is stopped by Mindy]
  • Mindy: Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?
  • Neptune: What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. [He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab]
  • Mr. Krabs: What the...?
  • Neptune: I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. [Sets the trident's ending settings from "real boy" to "unfrozen" and then turns Krabs back from a human into a crab]
  • Mr. Krabs: Yippee!
  • Neptune: Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?
  • SpongeBob: I'm up here. [We see him hanging from ropes]
  • Patrick: I'm on it. [Gets SpongeBob down]
  • Neptune: Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. [Krabs walks over to SpongeBob]
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. [They hug]
  • Mr. Krabs: And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. [Squidward comes] I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. [Looks at SpongeBob]
  • Squidward: I couldn't agree more, sir.
  • Harold: Hooray for SpongeBob!
  • [Everyone cheers]
  • SpongeBob: Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.
  • Squidward: I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.
  • SpongeBob: Are you crazy? [Grabs manager pin] I was just gonna say that your fly is down! [Squidward's eyes widen] Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! [jumps in the air in excitement and a freeze frame occurs and fades to the credits]
  • [The credits begin rolling as "Ocean Man," "SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy," "Just a Kid," and "Best Day Ever" play]
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  • SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
  • Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
  • SpongeBob: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
  • Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune...
  • SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid magic... [Turns to Mindy, who looks down sadly] ...or managerial promotion... [Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs] ...or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
  • Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
  • SpongeBob: [over microphone] But that's okay.
  • Plankton: What? What's going on?
  • SpongeBob: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.
  • Plankton: All right, we get the point.
  • SpongeBob: So, yeah, I'm a kid. [Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob] And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
  • Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
  • SpongeBob: But most of all, I'm... [he swipes his arm]
  • Plankton: Okay, settle down.
  • SpongeBob: I'm...
  • Plankton: Take it easy.

  • SpongeBob: I'm...
  • Plankton: What the scallop!?
  • SpongeBob: [Bursts into song] ♪I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock!♪ [Plankton goes flying into the wall and leaves a gaping hole in it] [Points at the crowd of bucketheads] ♪You're a Goofy Goober! Rock! [The camera zooms out of the Krusty Krab 2 and Bikini Bottom and into space, showing the Earth made of clay. SpongeBob jumps on top of the clay Earth] We're all Goofy Goobers! [A UFO with an alien in it floats by. It briefly stops and SpongeBob jumps into it, then it flies off-screen] Rock!
[The Earth turns over to reveal SpongeBob's face on the other side] Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Rock! [The camera zooms into SpongeBob's mouth and transitions to a scene with a brick wall with a large vent on it. A spotlight moves around before it focuses on SpongeBob, who is sneaking forward and wearing a green toque. SpongeBob stops at a part of the brick wall with a sign labeled "JAIL" and a TNT plunger near it] Put your toys away. Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say no way. [Pushes the TNT plunger, causing an explosion to destroy the wall. Several toys come running out] No! No, no freaking way! [Transition to a scene with SpongeBob wearing a black fedora and standing under something.] I'm a kid, you say, [The camera zooms out to reveal Patrick, who has grown to a huge size and is wearing fishnet socks and black boots with heels] when you say I'm a kid I say, say it again and then I say thanks. [Patrick kicks up his right leg] Thanks! [Patrick spins around, claps and does a split] Thank you very much! [SpongeBob pulls down his shades and shows a surprised expression. The scene is duplicated twice. Transition to a background of ice cream. SpongeBob moves backward in a forward slithering motion] So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try. The kid inside "[SpongeBob opens his mouth and stretches out his tongue. A smaller SpongeBob slides across SpongeBob's tongue]" will set you free! [The tiny SpongeBob dons a top hat, dress outfit, bowtie, star-shaped sunglasses and cane (all colored white) and dances while moving the cane back and forth] Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop! [The scene shatters to transition back to the Krusty Krab 2. SpongeBob hold the same pose as when he stopped dancing] I'm a Goofy Goober! [The word "ROCK!" written in pink is shown on a background of a grassy field with a large stone in it] Rock!♪

  • Plankton: [He is recovering from being flung into the wall] What's happening? [Sees SpongeBob dancing] His dance moves are impressive, [Puts on headphones and a microphone] but I'm in control! [To slaves] Seize him!
  • People: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. [Crowd in around SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob bursts out in a wizard outfit (with a purple hat and robe both covered in peanuts, and tall, white shoes), playing an electric guitar (with the letters "GG" on its head, obviously standing for "Goofy Goober"). He slowly goes up while Plankton and Mr. Krabs look at him ascend]
  • Patrick: Whoo!
  • [As SpongeBob plays the electric guitar, its head stock lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet]
  • Fish: [After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and it comes off] I'm free. I've been freed!
  • Plankton: What? [SpongeBob zaps more helmets off] No! [SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off] My precious helmets!
  • Squidward: [SpongeBob zaps his helmet] Ha!
  • Mrs. Puff: [SpongeBob zaps her helmet] Oh!
  • Sandy: [SpongeBob zaps her helmet] Yee-haw!
  • Gary: [SpongeBob zaps his helmet] Meow. [SpongeBob blasts the Krusty Krab 2's antenna, breaking the helmets on all slaves outside.]
  • Plankton: His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll! Karen, do something! Karen? [Looks for her. She is surfing through the crowd] All right, that's the last straw! Neptune, I command you to...[SpongeBob zaps Neptune's helmet. Mindy hands him his crown]
  • Mindy: Here you go, Daddy.
  • Plankton: I better get outta here. [Runs for the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in]
  • Sandals: Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
  • Plankton: Out of my way, fools. [The freed fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, stomping over Plankton in the process] Ow! Ow! Oooooooow! [yelping]
  • Plankton: [He is now squished into the texture of cookie dough, covered with shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and put him in a cage] Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? [His cage is put in a police car, which drives away] I will destroy all of you! [Everyone watches the scene unfold and they return to the Krusty Krab 2]
  • Neptune: Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go home. [Turns to leave, but is stopped by Mindy]
  • Mindy: Daddy, haven't you forgotten something?
  • Neptune: What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. [He does so, but Mr. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab]
  • Mr. Krabs: What the...?
  • Neptune: I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending. [Sets the trident's ending settings from "real boy" to "unfrozen" and then turns Krabs back from a human into a crab]
  • Mr. Krabs: Yippee!
  • Neptune: Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?
  • SpongeBob: I'm up here. [We see him hanging from ropes]
  • Patrick: I'm on it. [Gets SpongeBob down]
  • Neptune: Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. [Krabs walks over to SpongeBob]
  • Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. [They hug]
  • Mr. Krabs: And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. [Squidward comes] I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. [Looks at SpongeBob]
  • Squidward: I couldn't agree more, sir.
  • Harold: Hooray for SpongeBob!
  • [Everyone cheers]
  • SpongeBob: Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.
  • Squidward: I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.
  • SpongeBob: Are you crazy? [Grabs manager pin] I was just gonna say that your fly is down! [Squidward's eyes widen] Manager! This is the greatest day of my life! [jumps in the air in excitement and a freeze frame occurs and fades to the credits]
  • [The credits begin rolling as "Ocean Man," "SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy," "Just a Kid," and "Best Day Ever" play]

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